The New Pledge of AllegianceI pledge allegiance to the flag of the Divided Provinces of Vespucci, and to the semi-theocratic pseudo-republic police state that is often mistaken as a democracy for which it lies down: one nation with multiple personalities, divided by gods and non-gods, with oppression and injustice for most.The New Pledge of Allegiance
Dwarf-ChopsDwarf-Chops Dwarf-Chops Tastier than Pops!Dwarf-Chops
But to acquire this fine treat It truly is a feat So I'd better not l33t 'Else I'd be beat...
...en up
Off to the Old Forest I go Thanks to the map Strangely it's not crap It showed me where Rolf is and I now know
Consider, CONSIDER Oh dear, this is going to be much more difficult than I had originally thought Run away! RUN AWAY!
And so now I'm dancing back on the road But I think it might be a little absurd So maybe it's better if I tiptoed And watch out carefully
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It's not a tomato.
To find out what it is follow me
[link]
*devours the delectable not a tomato*
--
It's not a tomato.
To find out what it is follow me
[link]
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It's not a tomato.
To find out what it is follow me
[link]
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So I hung the man from the tree...
He woke up, and wasn't to happy to find himself
All tied up in his gosh darned pain in the arse of a
hammock.
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So I hung the man from the tree...
He woke up, and wasn't to happy to find himself
All tied up in his gosh darned pain in the arse of a
hammock.
Oh yes, and I love semicolons.
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